microdosing on being your.friend by liking your posts :)
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people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me
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they removed dvd drives from computers because angels kept getting stuck in them and dying
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The whole “common era” (BCE-CE) has to be the stupidest thing ever and I say that as a Christian who thinks we should indeed have a secular calendar.
“Oh no we can’t use "Before Christ” and “After Christ”, that’s so Eurocentric. We’ll change it to something else, like “common era”, that’s more neutral.“
"Oh okay, and what’s gonna be year 0 then?”
“Oh, the year of the birth of Christ of course”
As far as I’m concerned we live in the year 62 A.G. of the Space Age (After Gagarin), like in a proper sci-fi novel.
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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
everyone stop telling me im hannibal
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hear me out. Dark & Back to the Future represent exactly opposite ends of the Time Travel Media Spectrum.
@full-time-dumb-lesbian I think Butterfly Effect (2004) for the top right
yeah good shout
on reflection yeah i think ur right
Yeah
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